May 2012
471 posts
HONEYCRISP KIMCHI
WHAT
CHEFS ARE INSANE GENIUSES
THIS DUDE IS MAKING A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH WITH BRAISED SHORT RIBS AND PICKLED RED ONIONS
I’M FUCKING DROOLING
i always thought the cultural obsession with cheese was really tacky and overstated
but i’m watching the “food porn” episode of no reservations and literally had to bite my wrist at the cheese scene
god: hey baby
god: did it hurt
god: when you fell from heaven?
satan: you're a fucking dick
just heard a woman lovingly call her child “crusty nubs”
it took me a couple seconds before i was able to see straight again
grrrlscouts:
im probably never going to understand people who fetishize apathy
like
whats the point of living if you dont care about something
there is beauty in the world to celebrate, there is evil in the world to fight
also not caring about anything doesnt make you look cool
you look like a selfish goober
i d k
tranquilasunset:
i put the ‘semen’ in ‘amusement’
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veaghan:
Sign here!
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hoobastankonia:
i feel some sort of shame at how much i genuinely enjoy man v. food
i enjoy the lead-up to the eating challenge where he just finds awesome food and starts lovingly describing it way more than the actual end challenge.
my favorite moment is always when he tries the signature dish after watching it being made, then shoots the owner/manager/chef an incredulous...
i feel some sort of shame at how much i genuinely enjoy man v. food
i’m method acting to prepare for my upcoming role as a braindead dingus
is it “epic win for the lulz” or “epic lulz for the win”
oh my god that stupid ass adventure time thing i stole got like 80+ more notes in the past five minutes
what is going on
reblog if your dreams of picking blueberries for...
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grrrlscouts replied to your photo: i’m hairy (Taken with instagram)
no duh
yes duh
I’ve suffered some horrible losses in the past couple years, and while I didn’t...
– i wrote a three-weeks-too-late obituary for adam yauch and you’re goddamn right i’m gonna quote myself here